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I posted this on myspace, but I thought it bore posting here too. This made me laugh. I found it on a web comic and thought that the rest of the world needed to know. Product Labels that prove humanity as a whole is doomed On a Sears hair dryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion.) On Tesco's Ti

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "Oh, he'd talked. 'I've never seen anyone whose true hair'" Here is to wishing that the interesting parts started earlier in the books. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. It runs into a wall before I can get it that far. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? House with Richard this morning 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: Late. Mightnight thirty or so 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? Midnight thirty-four 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Nick's video games and the sound of my head pounding at